You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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