party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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