Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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