Can Purell be used as lube?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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