My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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