I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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