You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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