you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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