i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dick very happy bro
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