I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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