I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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