Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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