Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Houston, we have a squirter
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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