Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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