i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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