Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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