My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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