Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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