Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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