Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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