who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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