WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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