It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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