Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You made out with two different species that night
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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