I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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