Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
