My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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