Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I faked an abortion last night.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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