This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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