so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
