I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I need to calm my uterus...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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