Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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