Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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