mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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