FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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