He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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