he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
that is very illegal...i love you.
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