I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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