I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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