i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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