His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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