STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize