I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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