thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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