Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
time to smoke my breakfast
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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