So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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