imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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