I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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