I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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