Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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