are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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