So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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