Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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