i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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