how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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