The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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